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I felt it necessary--not a formal compulsion, no, but a personal one--to express the deepest gratitude I could to my friend who so generously took us into their home in Colorado and showed so much of that beautiful state to us.  So I wrote a letter and I included the following, as a little extra something to forever commemorate our time together:

Want it as a wallpaper?  You might have to fuck around with the size.

It would be great if I had something genuinely interesting to rant about.  I don't.  All I've been doing is studying, sleeping, and drinking.  More sleeping than studying, not enough drinking overall.  Bars around here close at pretty damn early, 1 am (right?!), and I've been imbibing far too many Keystone Lights for a man of such esteem and dignity.  To be fair, I haven't actually paid for most of those Keystones, which is kind of comforting. 

I got into a sass-fight last night.  A friend and I stood on opposite ends of a hallway, shooting the shit when a thick herd of brahs squeezed past us.  "I fuckin' hate you," I whispered, eyes narrow, brain... drunk.
"I hate you," a gentlemen replied.
"I hate you more," I retorted.
"No way, I hate you most."
"I'd rather eat doodie than see your face."
"I'd rather feltch my own grandma's butthole than see yours."
"I'd rather snort your grandpa's nutsack dandruff."
"I'd rather slip-n-slide inside a cesspool," his voice began to fade as the herd drifted.
"I'd rather eat cheese curds out a syphilitic whore's cunt."

"You know that dude?" my friend finally asks, totally in awe after witnessing such an epic battle of wits.
"No, I have no idea who the hell that was."

Also, apparently I'm a 'racist'.  Whatever.

--End Transmission--

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